• me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
  • white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc
  • as-i-lay-eating:

    dear loser who asked if they could ask me something random it’d be fucking fantastic if you messaged me back with the question the suspense is killing meeeeeeeeee 

    spookutomeme:

    grim-doll:

    ottermatopoeia:

    mattniskanenseyebrows:

    OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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    OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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    OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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    OCTOBER IS TODAY IN SOME PLACES ALREADY

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    ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

    ultrafacts:

    Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

    i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away

    godtie:

    i am so pro-selfie

    you take those selfies.

    you take those selfies and look cute as heck

    you take those selfies and build your self confidence

    because you are cute as heck and you deserve to be confident in yourself because youre an awesome person

    if anyone says any differently they are a rotten cabbage who doesnt know anything

    now go take more selfies so i can reblog them and talk about how gosh darn cute you are

    ravenclawssaywhat:

    this-is-horrorwood:

    hey-how-ya-doing:

    oomshi:

    do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

    do i like you or do i like that you like me

    do I like you or do I like the idea of you

    do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

    kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

    kingcheddarxvii:

    Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

    caribeaux:

    caribeaux:

    drdavidbrinner:

    how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

    how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

    how do you know?????

    You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

    Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste